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Why I Hate Conspiracy Theorists by RednBlackSalamander Why I Hate Conspiracy Theorists by RednBlackSalamander
Every angry young malcontent watching grainy 9/11 youtube videos in his basement is another one that's not out in the streets organizing against war, racism, poverty and inequality. For wasting so many perfectly good activists on your wild goose chase against the imaginary Illuminati, I have just one thing to say to you, Alex Jones: go fuck yourself with an abnormally large pine cone. If I were an oil CEO or a neocon politician, I would send you a bouquet of flowers for making the job that much easier.
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ghffff Featured By Owner 3 days ago  New Deviant
thank you for this
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DieselElectricRazor Featured By Owner May 12, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Jesus you are a salty little Nigglet... 
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Shernod9704 Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2017
Actually they are very useful.
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creepermin3 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2017
you forgot about Christian Conspiracy theorists who spend every day of there lives saying that "the end times are coming!!!! tomorrow!!!!! because gay marriage was legalized, and Obama's finger nails are shaped like triangles and that clearly means illuminati, MY NEIGHBOR IS A SATANIST! THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND IS AN ILLIMINATI SHAPESHIFTING LIZARD PERSON, AND OBAMA GREW DEVIL HORNS DURING A SPEACH!!!  REPENT YOUR SIIIIINNNNSSS, YOUR ALL GOING TO HELL BUT MEEEEE! CONVERT! CONVERT! CONVERT!" being a Christian myself I really don't like the Christian conspiracy theorists cuz they define everything that's currently wrong with the religion.
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rainbowbowtiekat Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2017  Student Traditional Artist
THANK YOU. I was raised to be Christian (I'm new thought now) but i feel like Christianity has been hijacked by insane people trying to use it as an excuse to hurt people
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creepermin3 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2017
Exactly my point thank you a lot of the Christians I know irl tend to be either overzealous fear mongers, power hungry liers, or wait for it......pro rapture conspiracy theorists, which is why I changed my religion to another waaay more nicer and less...mean branch of Christianity It's called Liberal Universalist Christianity, basically the difference between universalists and regular Christians is we believe there is only one requirement for getting into heaven and that's be a good person, another difference is we believe that if you are evil and you go to hell it is not permanent and that it's more like a prison sentence, do your time, learn your lesson, than come up to heaven and party with the good guys XD, oh and another one is we don't hate homosexuals Universalist Christians are very supportive of the LGBT community aswell as other sexualities:tardgrinn: . 
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rainbowbowtiekat Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2017  Student Traditional Artist
Omigod thank you!!! I'm lesbian <3 I had so much self hatred bc I had been raped by four men-so I was no longer "pure in gods eyes"-keep in mind that I was 8 (I'm 15 now) and I also was told my curiosity and the way I talk is "unattractive and unladylike " keep in mind I didn't curse, they literally didn't like how much I talked and that I mumbled and rambled. Also I was being abused physically and sexually 
verbally and emotionally by my father. And I'd come to school crying or I'd have bruises on my arms/wrists/body and they did nothing but tell me to stop distracting the class if I came in sniffling. They also told my mom "the man is the head of the household-god put him in charge and you must obey him....even though he'd been to jail multiple times for domestic violence and cps had been called multiple times due to bruises and marks on my brothers body and on his neck. And multiple police reports of him trying to strangle, suffocate, or shoot my mom. And they told me it was my responsibility to keep my family together and that god looks down upon divorce.....thingslike that 😅
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creepermin3 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2017
Oh my I'm so sorry this has happened to you, it really infuriates me to see how negative and evil the christian church has become, believe it or not there are pro homosexual verses in the bible, Matthew 8:5-13 and Luke 7:1-10 for example when a Roman centurion's male servant whom the centurion was romantically in love with was dying of illness the centurion came to Jesus to save his servant, and guess what jeus did, he healed the servant and didn't discourage the Centurion's homosexuality at all, in fact Jesus was proud of the couple cuz the Centurion risked alot to save his beloved and then Jesus left without another word no homophobia at all. I can't believe people around you are so unwilling to help you through this suffering you are going through, but do keep in mind that there are alot of good in the world and alot of people who would do everything in there power to help you through this, God included. don't let these people get you down, stay strong my friend :D. btw 
I'm not heterosexual myself I'm actually asexual(asexuality in humans means I don't have a sexuality)
Asexual Brohoof Homosexual 


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rainbowbowtiekat Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2017  Student Traditional Artist
I know what asexually is-one of my best friends is ace, And it's totally a part of the lgbtqia+ community! :D big hugs! And your right! The only time it mentions homosexuality besides that is in the Tory of Sodom and gamora but that wasn't about homosexuality, it was about homosexual gang rape humiliation. That's completely different from two consenting adults having sex. And the main part that bothers me is that lot offers his teenage daughters up to the mob to be gang raped! Like WTF?! This verse refers to a common practice at that time that the winning army would often gang rape the loosing army as a form of humiliation and degradation. So when the Angels came the poeole were worried that these people wolere probably military spies, lot knew the mob had wicked intent and thus tries to appease them by offering his daughters (-_-) I'm pretty sure that lot, living there for so long would know if the men there were all or mostly gay, and if they were he would have offered his sons to be used to appease them instead. He wouldn't have offered his daughters to a crowd of gay men bc they would have no interest in women.
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squidwardfan101 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2017
This is how I feel whenever one of my friends talks about the Illuminati.  What about the real conspiracies. What about what happened to Flint?! What about the rigged primary?! What about everything else?!
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kitsumekat Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2016
That's the one thing a lot of theorists forget. You can fight a boogeman while the real monster is getting ready to hurt you.
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kessy-athena Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The thing is that dealing with real problems is hard and requires actual work.  Imaginary conspiracies are much easier to fight.
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ACommissionReviewer Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2016
Why when I see this does Kajm, OnlyTheGhosts, and a few others come to mind? 
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Kajm Featured By Owner Edited Sep 16, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Because you are Stupid. Because you've been taught to be stupid. Because you can't open your mouth without stupid pouring out- along with shit.
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ReclusiveChicken Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Not An Argument (emoticon)
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Kajm Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
There wasn't anything to argue.
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ReclusiveChicken Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
there was. it was about conspiracy theories and acr mentioned you. you went full sperg.
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ACommissionReviewer Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2016
He got triggered because I know he has stocks in a fossil fuel company.
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ReclusiveChicken Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
source?
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ACommissionReviewer Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2016
He spoke to someone in a comment section about it however I don't have a screenshot on hand to provide. But he has been open to talking about it with him about how his stocks are doing well. The problem is often he blocks me after I make a comment.  
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Kajm Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
I've thought about it since my last response to you, and I still come up with Stupid. Taught to be Stupid. As in Welcome to being a Serf Stupid. I've already answered the ignoramous a score of times on this issue and just like monkey-sounds he keeps repeating the same Stupid meme. So: nothing to argue.
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ReclusiveChicken Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
why might that be? did you crush him? send me links to some of your discussions with him.
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Kajm Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
You can't crush a cockroach, they just keep coming back.
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Kajm Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
*shrug* I don't do conspiracy theories. People like ACR who talk about 'big oil' conspiracies, do conspiracy theories.
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ReclusiveChicken Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
still sperging. not an argument.
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Kajm Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
*shrug* If he wants to argue, he can do it on the basis of what is Really going on with things like EXXON'knew' - but since he won't acknowledge that their claims are built totally on straw men / won't argue about things EXXON may have Actually done (which, again, would mean looking at events WITHOUT the spin by lying reporters and radical environmentalists), what is the point?
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ACommissionReviewer Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2016
>Calls me stupid
>Capitalizes stupid for no reason

Insult me correctly next time. Along with that at least I give everything I talk about an accurate representation unlike most of the stuff you talk about. 10 years of bullshitting.
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Kajm Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
And apparently you keep talking to that person in the mirror.
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ACommissionReviewer Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2016
The one you're standing in front of? 
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Kajm Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
That would mean I would have to be in Your basement   Triple Facepalm by Kajm
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ACommissionReviewer Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2016
There's no basement in my college dorm room so you may be in the wrong basement. 
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Kajm Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
I meant the basement in your mind Triple Facepalm by Kajm
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Tnynfox Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2016  Student General Artist
I don't accept those things without reliable evidence. I once met some people who accused me of blind faith and BS for insisting that the Holocaust actually happened, and that was really annoying.
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Kajm Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
My father was there when they went into the concentration camps. The Holocaust happened.
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Graeystone Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2016
And I'm sure Dir Dhimbulb will say your father is a liar.
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Kajm Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Or that the Jews paid him off :P
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Graeystone Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2016
One story I heard; Patton came upon one of the camps, saw the horrors, then he dragged the townspeople/villagers from a nearby town/village to the camp and basically asked, "What the hell is wrong with you people?"
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Kajm Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
They should have put that into the movie.
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Graeystone Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2016
It was willful ignorance on the German civilians part.
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Kajm Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Yeah, I hear that. All those people who accuse me of being part of a 'big oil' conspiracy are total nut cases. :iconvalendale: and :iconamericandreaming: and :iconamericandralion: all come to mind.
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Zeonista Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2016
You are a truther and not a climate change heretic? News to me. 
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Kajm Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
No, not a truther. Just wanted to get in some digs against the idiots who call me a conspiracy theorist. 9/11 was islamic terrorism pure and simple. 
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Zeonista Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2016
I am sure. :)  Crypto-zoology aside, my favorite conspiracy theory du jour is Hillary Clinton's stunt double appearing outside of Chelsea's apartment building for the half-minute photo op. 
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Graeystone Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2016
What is 'effing stupid about 9/11 Truthers is that Bin Laden/Al Quaida straight up said they did it!
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Kajm Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Pretty much!
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Dr-Pen Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I think these guys should properly be termed PCTs (paranoid conspiracy theorists).
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BorisFedorov Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Well I say thanks for translating Noam Chomsky's words into a simple political cartoon man. Current issues are more important than past conspiracies that's for sure.
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RexIvan Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2015
Who are you to tell anyone how to spend their time?  If someone wants to sit in their basement and stare at a wall, then they have every right to do so.  It seems you're just angry that they aren't choosing to fight for *your* favorite cause.  
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Cochegara Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2015
Death 2 fags.
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Riza-Izumi Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2015
I grew up with conspiracy theorists :stare: Everything was "da man" trying to find us or some stupid shit like that.
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